Magic 8 Ball Ferret Saves the Day! Take all your unanswered questions and head to this site: asktheferret.com. While I certainly wouldn't trust my own bunch of weasels to make any life-altering decisions for me, as their answer usually is, "Give us more treats," this super cute talking magic 8 ball ferret makes me laugh every time. If you have trouble with Shockwave, or the 522k download, the non-talking version is available here. The author provides the following disclaimer: "THE FINE PRINT:

What are you, nuts? Why are you trusting some silly ferret page with the most important questions in your life? I mean, really! That would be like trusting a Magic 8 Ball ®! Just say no! Everyone who's anyone knows that all the answers to life's questions can be found in Leave it to Beaver reruns!" Damn, just when I was going to ask what I should be when I grow up!

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