Friday, June 4, 2004
Mouse Autopsy
In today's bizarre news item, an autopsy of the mouse allegedly found in a bowl of Cracker Barrel vegetable soup has shown that the mouse "died from a fractured skull before it entered the soup" The mouse had no soup in its lungs, which proved that it had been placed in the soup after it had been killed. The mother and son team responsible for the hoax, who were asking Cracker Barrel for a half million dollars for their troubles, have been charged with extortion and conspiracy. I just love a happy ending.
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