Enjoy your flight, Mr. bin Laden
Apparently Osama bin Laden, and other "known terrorists" are not listed
on the FBI's no-fly list. Isn't that comforting?
Oh, and they found piranha
in the Thames River.
The new Quiznos
commercials are the strangest things
I have ever seen. Apparently the little freaks are called spong monkeys
, in case you were wondering. I'm not even sure how one would pronounce "spong." Eek.
The West Wing has jumped the shark
. Elmo, no, that is not a typo, Elmo
is set to co-star in an upcoming episode of the now eternally boring drama. The rest of the Sesame Street crew will be in attendance, and Elmo will get a check-up from the first lady. Seriously.