I think I took that guy's lunch money in grade school. Good to see we give even the unemployed warts on the ass of society their 15 minutes of fame. The article you cite indicates that this worthless collection of atoms enjoys such interests as modern dance, classical music and fine dining. What it didn't tell you was captain dipshit was merely reciting the interests of Miss November, which happened to be the last issue of playboy he whacked off to (I'm sure she's quite the Rhodes scholar as well. They all seem to like poetry too... there once was a man from Nantucket...). Might I inquire as to what "fine dining" consists of? I have a well-paying job (relatively), and I have never experienced "fine dining". So I'm guessing the $.99 menu at "chezWendys" is at the top of this guy's list. Finally, he states he saw the first 3 Star Wars films 1200 times each. EACH. That's at least 9000 hours or one entire year (plus some) spent with your eyes glazing over the TV screen. No wonder this dope is jobless. I think I'll steal his ticket money now too...
Sign me disgusted with my generation!