Monday, September 26, 2005
Armed, Terrorist-Hunting Dolphins Possibly on the Loose
In a story that looks like in belongs in the Onion, The Guardian reports that toxic-dart wielding dolphins, trained to attack terrorists, may have escaped from their pens, into the Gulf of Mexico, in the aftermath of hurricane Katrina. I, for one, welcome our new cetacean overlords. (I know as an animal lover, I should be against this, but doesn't anyone else think it's amazing that they can do this?)
