Seven Reasons Why Magical Owls are Better than Regular Owls In anticipation of the latest installment in the Harry Potter series, Cinematical has a list Seven Reasons Why Magical Owls are Better than Regular Owls.

1. Regular owls don't love you. At all.
2. Not only do regular owls not love you, they don't care if you live or die.
3. If you do die, regular owls will pick at your sad, decaying flesh. Especially if you die at night. In the woods.
4. Magical owls would NEVER do that. Unless you ordered them to do it, magically.
5. Magical owls can be magically ordered to peck out the eyes of your enemies.
6. Magical owls bring presents at Christmas time; dainty packages tied to their little legs with delicate red ribbon.
7. Magical owls will never, never, never, ever shit on you.  ¶ 7:52 PM