A Million Things That Bug Me

This may be my favorite Yahoo News headline of all time: Virgin dragon prepares to give birth That is all.

I once worked at an airport where someone put their kid's hamster, cage and all, through the x-ray machine. When the cage hit the rollers at the other end it tipped over, spilling wood chips everywhere. The hamster was unscathed, although who knows what kind of trauma the little guy suffered, as we all shared a good laugh at his expense. At LAX on Wednesday, a woman put her one month old grandson through airport x-ray, according to Yahoo News. The security director from the airport was quoted as saying, "This was an innocent mistake by an obviously inexperienced traveler." Let me translate that for you. "This woman it too stupid to ever be allowed to fly again."